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I know this feel

Scumbag Windows Network Connection problem

This could make the dentist slightly more entertaining

If you weren't quite awake yet, this would probably wake you up

Mary had a little lamb...

Willie Nelson auditions to play Gandalf in the Hobbit 2

Pretty sure the movie has already been filmed, but it was a nice effort!

Cause the chicks dig it

I wonder what all the specifics were

Now they are going to lack even more

A wall meeting

There's a difference!

Using Murphy's Law to your Advantage

Time

Handicap Access

No need to spend a lot of money on a ramp when you can do your own simple modification, eh?

Let sleeping dogs lie

But don't forget to laugh if they are lying in a ridiculous position.

She has a point there

I can see how that could be a difficult situation

Guess you should just buy one at a time

Fry got ready quicker than usual

Paranoid Parrot would probably be really bothered by this.

One reason not to do drugs

Harry Potter kids...almost grown

Not that there is anything to hide!

Thor cosplay: Nailed It

Stupid people

A skill some lack

Onliest

If the car is this full what does the house look like?

Sounds like a kinky party

A friend of mine put this in her calendar (it was supposed to be a wine tasting party).

Olympic Procrastination

You can afford that car but not a mattress delivery?

Useless Fire Exit

Seems legit

Who's holding who here?

Who needs horsepower when you have cow power?

Lies and fails

See more like these at Xaxor.

Just a funny a kiss

Riding Lawnmower

Don't feel like pushing a push mower and can't afford a riding lawnmower?  Next best thing.

Antenna Wedding

Girard Douche's Waste of Time

Bum starts a business

Why buy a new rake when the old one can still get the job done?

Mona Duckface

Granny is way more hardcore than you

Front Row Seats

Gordon Ramsay Memes

Note: Some potentially NSFWish language in a couple of these.

   

 

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